I’m not interested in being smothered by any blanket statements that aren’t either:
A: “Yo dawg, I knit you a blanket!”
Or perhaps:
B: “Hey fucker, you should totally get under this blanket with me!”
Will and intent in my insufferable opinion, always trump ritual and protocol: for ritual and protocol potentially leads to dogma and the suspension of free will, the suppression of sovereign sentience, plus multitudinous additional rambling redundant reformulations of the same idea ad nauseam… which I would consider far greater crimes than any piddling policy profanation!
One could consider the act of considering anyone else telling one elsewise regarding the aforementioned above, to be highly suspect of sleazily attempting to coerce one to either put one’s dollars in the box, sign over one’s free will and flesh, or both… for it may serve one well!
Otherwise one may end up with a stupid looking and wholeheartedly regrettable tattoo, or even a painful brand, let alone any obviously unwanted bondage indubitably inherent in such scenarios.
I struggled momentarily to reword this so it wasn’t a blanket statement in and of itself and then proceeded to fail regardless, behold the paltry pall of ineptitude inherent in the statistically improbable nature of mortality!
Does an inability to save scum life itself in turn make one scum at life itself, or is it just a bug in this particular patch? It’s okay with me if the blanket has patches, better than holes I say. Blankets with holes are just creepy.